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Apparently our own Barack Obama!
…at least according to an international political researcher named Mel Sanger.
Of course these things always bring with them more questions…
- What is an international political researcher?
- Why is he so late to the party? He is certainly not the first person to make this claim.
- Is international political researcher a sufficient enough credential to name the Antichrist?
- Were 5000 hours of painstaking analysis enough?
- Is he selling something?
Personally I’m kind of disappointed. The claim is not exactly original. It is not exactly shocking. It is totally lacking in anything above a chuckle in Humor Value<tm>.
The real fun of an antichrist (the antichrist?) is finding one who comes in out of the blue. Of course you’re not exactly going to make headlines if you conclusively prove that Robert Brown, of Fartville, Colorado, is the antichrist, are you?
We need some better candidates.* An antichrist should amaze and amuse. He (or she) should make you smack your own head and say something like, “Oh, how could I have missed that?” or “But he’s my father…” or “That will teach me not to sleep with xxxx again!”
So, ladies and gentlemen (and people who read this blog), I’m asking for your suggestions.
In the meantime, here are a few of mine:
- Britney Spears
- Katie Couric
- the pope
- Dick Cheney (nah - too obvious)
- Bono
- Chris Pirillo (uh-oh, there goes the blog)
- my cat (I have evidence…)
- Simon Cowell(?)
* In spite of always setting the antichrist detectors off when I go into a church, I can assure you that I am not the antichrist.
Or am I?
9 Comments
the oracle
May 5th, 2009
at 8:21pm
You might think it would be Simon Cowell, but the Antichrist is going to be a popular figure - that leaves him out, and from my Biblical studies, every other politician as well. Too many enemies built in, no matter where you originate from.
No, I’m thinking the only one on your list that might qualify, from what the Bible says, is Bono - but again, he doesn’t speeak in front of crowds often enough, and his wants are way too benign.
Dick Cheney - oh, he could easily be the Beast. Has anyone ever checked for strange markings on the man?
leftystrat
May 5th, 2009
at 9:06pm
Gee, why limit yourself to the Bible?
buffalo
May 5th, 2009
at 11:02pm
Sarah Pallin
Charlie Christ
Mark Sanford
Bobby Jindal
Haley Barbour
Jon Huntsman
Tim Pawlenty
Norm Coleman
Mike Huckabee
Arlen Spector
Mitt Romney
Eric Cantor
John Boner
Mullah Omar
Karl Rove
John Ashcroft
Alberto Gonzoles
William Bennet
Rupert Murdoch
How much time do we have?
Buffet
May 6th, 2009
at 12:29am
My vote goes to George Bush. As for Katie Couric, if she were a little younger I’d……..
rjquiz
May 6th, 2009
at 6:03am
You forgot Ann Coulter… And Michael Jackson!
Buffalo
May 6th, 2009
at 2:24pm
I know. I set the kde screen savior to Virtual Machine and when I came back from lunch I could make out the faint outline of Britney Spears’ head. Or maybe it was Lindsey Lohan. Or Janet Jackson, though it was hard to tell if there was a wardrobe malfunction or not.
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Observer
June 4th, 2009
at 8:57am
How did you all miss OPRAH?
leftystrat
June 4th, 2009
at 9:00am
It was so obvious I couldn’t see it right there in front of me….