Roswell - Maybe it Wasn’t Falling Dummies After All…

The Air Force went to the unusual step of providing three different explanations for what happened at Roswell in 1947.

The most recent no-show from the Air Force claimed that what was identified as wreckage was falling dummies.  Never mind that the dummy program hadn’t started til years later and that the dummies were over six feet tall (the aliens were claimed to be under four feet).  It appears that the dummies were not the ones claimed to have been falling from the sky.

Roswell Report: Case Closed, by Captain James McAndrew, made the latest round of idiotic claims.  It relied upon information from a Lt. Col. Raymond Madson.  Madson has decided to speak out recently, stating that the information used in the book was not all of the information he provided to McAndrew.

Madson said that although the “dummies could be mistaken for something they are not” - they could never be mistaken for small alien beings!  Furthermore, the dummies had tags on them, promising a $25 reward for their return.  Gee, none of the Roswell interviewees ever mentioned that.

Madson now says that, “McAndrew was sent on a mission.” Today he had no doubt that McAndrew “was assigned to carry out a directive” that was intended to “produce a specific result.”

Madson believes that alien bodies were retrieved and flown to Wright-Patterson airbase (a widely-held belief).  He worked there for a while and met his wife there.  The future Mrs. Madson worked on the base in Medical and was hearing the same things at about this time.