Texas Creationists, Exorcists, and Absolutely Zero Adult Content

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I agree with some of what you’ve said (mostly about our government). But I can’t agree with your opinion regarding creationism. Let’s flip the coin. Where is there any real PROOF that evolution has happened? Really? I’d like all evolutionists to REALLY look into it themselves. To take a few observations of species adaption and label it evolution is far fetched. To find a molar and a femur and patch that into an entire creature is absolutely crazy! Besides, let’s remember that all scientists call it the “Theory of Evolution”. Why? Because it can’t yet be proven. Otherwise, it would be the “Law of Evolution”.

Could you find a tire and a spark plug and piece together an entire car out of it?

I’m just sayin’……

Hi Tom: I stand fully behind your right to teach your children whatever theories you wish. Personally, I’m going to once again `out’ myself as a follower of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. [see link in blogroll and be prepared to laugh]

If you follow that link (or check to the right) you’ll come to Pharyngula, where you can meet lots of folks who have done the work you request.

Thanks muchly for the comments.

Here is what I think, just MHO, why not teach creationism next to evolutionism? They are both theories, not proven or dis-proven. I almost think neither should be taught because proven facts should be taught not one person’s ideas. If I created a theory that The flying Spaghetti Monster was the creator of the Universe and I could neither prove and others could not dis-prove it then shouldn’t I be able to teach that in schools?? We all have the choice to believe what we want to.

Atom: do you mean to say that the Flying Spaghetti Monster *didn’t* create the universe? Wanna step outside? :)

I think you make a very good point when you say `believe what we want to.’

Thanks for the comment!

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Creation and Evolution are both nothing but lies. We didn’t come from God or Evolution. Here is the real truth about the Bible and Evolution. There may have been a giant explosion like scientists think. There was one giant ball that explosed and when it did all the planets where thrown out including the earth. That’s the way that God created everything. The earth landed exactly far away enough from the sun for live to be on. It’s not to hot and it’s not to cold for live to exist. So God may have created everything that way. God said let there be light. Scientist believe in the big bang theory. They may be right about that. But God created all the water and plants and animals on the earth. Then he created a Garden of Eden from which he created man in his likeness. And he called this man Adam. The God saw that Adam was lonely. So he put Adam to sleep and he took one of Adam’s ribs and he created Eve as a soulmate and companion to keep Adam from being lonely. She was bone of his bone and flesh of his flesh. When God created Adam, and Eve from Adam’s rib, he created them without the knowledge of evil. They were naked but they didn’t know they were naked. They had no thought’s of sex or kissing or any thing else sexual. God created Adam and Eve with only goodness. All God wanted was Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden and the animals on the earth. Adam and Eve would never destroy the Garden of Eden and the animals would never destroy the earth. That way would have gone on for eternity. Adam and Eve had eternal life in the Garden of Eden. Now everyone thinks of Lucifer as the devil or satan from hell. Well that is nothing but a lie that has been handed down through generations to scare people. The real truth is that Lucifer was one of God’s angels. For some unknown reason Lucifer rose up in evil against God and God drove him out of Heaven. In order to get back at God Lucifer came down and put the evil in the tree of knowledge of good and evil. God saw the evil and he warned Adam and Eve not to eat from it or they would surely die. Then God went away and while he was gone Lucifer tried to get Eve to eat from the tree of knowledge of good and evil. Eve told Lucifer that God said that her and Adam would surely die. But Lucifer lied and told Eve that they would not die and that they would live forever. The he told Eve that he would make them into Gods. In other words Lucifer was saying that God created you now I will give you the power to create. So Eve fell for Lucifer’s lies and she did eat from the tree of knowledge of good and evil. Then she got Adam to eat from it too. When they ate from the tree of knowledge of good and evil their eyes were opened and they saw that they were naked. Before that they did not know they were naked. At that moment Lucifer changed Adam and Eve. He gave them the power to have sex and create. Adam and Eve covered themselves up and ran and hid from God. When God found them and he found out that they had eatin from the tree of knowledge of good and evil he condemed them both and drove them from the Garden, never to return. Then God placed a guard at the entrance of the Garden and a flaming sword around the tree of life to protect it from Adam and Eve. Once Adam and Eve gained the knowledge of evil God did not want them to eat from the tree of life. If they did then evil would last forever. Then God turned Lucifer into a snake to eat the dust of the other animals. When Adam and Eve were outside the Garden they still had a choice. They could go with the goodness of God and not have sex and create and grow old and die. Then we would not be here. But instead they chose the evil and the power that Lucifer gave them and they had sex and created. Then they lied and said it was God’s way. But it wasn’t God’s way it was Lucifer’s way. And that way was worse than incest. Because when Adam had sex with Eve he was having sex with his own flesh. Eve was bone of his bone and flesh of his flesh. Adam and Eve created birthdefects and deformaties when they first started and now people still create birthdefects and deformaties. The blind, deaf, mentally retarded, handicapped, midgets, giants, morfadites, shemales, serial murderers and many more. So we are still worse than incest. When you marry someone you are marrying someone that is closer than a true brother and sister. The only way that Adam and Eve would have created a true brother and sister would be if Adam came from the dust and Eve came from the dust. There would have been no incest. And what ever they created would have been a true brother and sister. But when the true brother and sister had sex to create that would have been just incest.
So we turn out to be worse than incest because Adam had sex with his own flesh. He had sex with a woman who came from his own body. So that is worse than incest. We are all birthdefects because we all have the knowledge of evil. Now everyone thinks that Jesus was created by God. But that was just a lie. Mary had sex with a Roman soldier while Joseph was off fighting in a war. Mary was no different than any young girl today that gets pregnant. She made a mistake and then she lied to protect her own life. Back then if a woman got pregnant and she wasn’t married they would stone her to death. So Marry lied to save her own life. When Jesus grew up he found out the truth from the Priests who didn’t get married and have sex. Jesus was a 33 year old virgin who came out and found 12 other virgins and he told them the truth. Then he tried to tell the Christians, Jews and the Romans that in the eyes of God they were all brothers and sisters and that they were committing incest by getting married and having sex. They all got upset and angry and they brought him in and crucified him. Jesus went back to the dust just like everyone before him and after him. Just where God said, FROM DUST YOU CAME AND DUST YOU SHALL RETURN. Long before Jesus was born there were thousands of slaves who ran off around the world and started their own countries. When these slaves ran off there was a large group of men and boys who took off and ended up in Africa. Some of these men and boys caught female Orangutans and took them to South America and had sex with them and created the American Indian. The men and boys who stayed in Africa caught female Gorillas and had sex with them and created the Black man. When scientists found the bones in Africa they thought we evolved from a female Chimpanzee. But it wasn’t a natural evolution it was a man made evolution. That’s where Bigfoot, Sasquatch, Yeti, Orangutan man and the Skunk Ape comes from. They are half man and half Gorilla and half man and half Orangutan. They use to call the American Indian the red man. The Orangutan has reddish hair. When those men bred out the hair the Indian’s skin remained red. The Gorilla has black hair and skin. When those men bred out the hair the Black man’s skin remained black. Bigfoot, Sasquatch, Yeti, Orangutan man and the Skunk Ape are not prehistoric creatures from millions of years ago but they are man made creatures from several thousand years ago. So these creatures are real. But they are simply man made creatures. Man created his own evolution. Evolutionists are either making mistakes or finding freaks of nature or their simply making up names for things they don’t understand. There is a logical explanation for everything they find. The Bible is nothing but a book of incest and evolution is nothing but a lie.
We came from worse than incest and the Black and Indians and came from a man made evolution. We are simply Adam’s flesh having sex with Adam’s flesh and what ever you create is Adam’s flesh. The world will either be destroyed by nuclear war or over population. Just like Lucifer planned. So I suggest that you tell everyone to stop creating and tell your children when they grow up not to create. If you have to take your children to a doctor and have something done to prevent them from reproducing. If you don’t do something to stop the over population problem then your generations are going to suffer hell like they’ve never suffered hell before. BS

billy: well, you’re certainly entitled to your opinion, although it doesn’t seem to have much to do with the actual topic of the post.

Btw, we’re actually a breeding experiment. The people you read about in the bible are aliens. They’ve been monkeying with our DNA forever.

The pope knows.