Cornbread and Brazilian Waxing?

Russia now ‘top heroin consumer’

This is a national disgrace for America…

Can’t we all get along?

Across the street from the God Hates Fags `people’

Mosha the elephant gets a new, larger prosthetic leg

How many times a day do you hear THAT?

Senate Passes $410 Billion Spending Bill

I’m shocked.  Shocked it wasn’t even more.

Michelle Obama’s Agenda Includes Healthful Eating

Why couldn’t she have an interesting agenda, like jello wrestling or twinkie-ramming?

U.S. “in a deep mess” but we will fix it: Geithner

Don’t we all feel so much better now?  Let’s get into a circle and chant.

Obama plan sees extra pay for top teachers, may anger union

You bet he will.  You can’t go rewarding competence in teachers or there won’t be many left.

New Mexico Cancels Vicente Fox Commencement Speech

He keeps giggling whenever anyone says `the border’.

6 Ways Electronic Medical Records Could Make Your Life Safer and Easier

Mindless cheerleading.

Pelosi: Second Stimulus Possible

Oh c’mon - nobody would stimulate her a first time….

Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, and Sean Hannity Add Up to a Failing Republican Party

Just when you thought politicians couldn’t be any worse…..

Congress Battles Over Automatic Pay Raises

Should they be automatic or automatic and twice a year?

Health Buzz: Importance of a Positive Attitude and Other Health News

I’m so screwed.

How to Take Advantage of Your Negative Thoughts

Now that’s more like it.

Young Women May Be Drinking Heavily To Get Attention Of Opposite Sex, But Men Not Impressed

Hint: Try flashing boobies instead.

Salt Might Be ‘Nature’s Antidepressant’

Wow.  Just wow.

Gay ducks derail repopulation plan

Don’t quack, don’t tell…

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Adobe issues fix for zero-day Reader vulnerability

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Symantec creates havoc with unsigned Norton patch

Commandline 101: Getting a Grip on Grep

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Cops Taking To Private Social Networks; Is There Enough Oversight?

I’m positive they have a plan…

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