Take This Mac and Shove It

HEALTH MATTERS:

A social worker asks a collegue: “What time is it?”

The other one answers: “Sorry, don’t know, I have no watch.”

The first one: “Never mind! The main thing is that we talked about it.”

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Alcohol on TV ‘prompts drinking‘

I always thought it was alcohol in a glass that prompts drinking…silly me.

Doubts over sex drive patch

Just show them pictures of Sean Connery…

Barbara Bush Receives Heart Surgery

Best wishes for a speedy recovery. Pick one up for Cheney while you’re in.

Chimp Victim May Be Brain Damaged

Pending outcome of tests, will run for Congress.

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Blasphemy Day

September 30th!  Support your right to be religion-free.

Beatles stars to play charity gig

The two remaining Beatles will play a New York charity gig next month.  Toward the middle of the concert, Yoko will break it up.

Sudan president charged with war crimes

At least somebody’s justice system works..

Obama takes aim at costly defense contracts

Mr President: Stay out of Dallas!

Even With Economic Crisis, President Obama is More Popular Than Ever

All hail the ObamaChrist!  And the death of any sense at all.

Microsoft Windows, On a Mainframe

How to bring your mainframe to a screeching, blue screen of death halt.

Squeeze Every Last Dollar Out of Your Income Tax Return

LINUX:

HOW TO: choose the best version of Linux

4 Great Tools to Find Files Quickly

Commandline 101: Extracting Compressed tar Files

Philly We Are Change confronts Michael Chertoff @ The Constitution Center

Do Netbooks Scrimp on Security?

No, just the idiots who use them…

Do Kids Still Need Courses In Basic Computer Skills?

What about the damn adults??

Diebold e-voting software includes delete audit logs button

Logs are required to be there by law…

Spinal Tap’s Guest Keeps World Guessing

All hail the TAP!

RIM records all employee calls

Wonder what their phones do…