Detroit - Praying for a Handout?

One of Detroit’s largest churches prayed today for Congress to bail out the automakers.  Dealerships from the Big Three donated hybrid SUVs to be displayed during prayer.

• Have we now seen it all?
• Should the church pay taxes because they’re meddling in the political process?
• Have they nothing else to pray for?
• What would Jesus say?
• If passed, will the Handout be only for Christians?
• Did you know that a man’s penis can also be used for peeing?*
• Will the pastor be hung when the CEO’s take the money and run?
• Hey Automakers: the church doesn’t ask Congress for a handout when it fails.
• Will the automakers tithe if this succeeds?
• Will they ever build another car that rides like a sofa on wheels?
• Are the CEO’s still going to hell?
• Does God laugh when anybody prays for Congress?
• Will Dick Cheney ever stop plooking poodles?

[* Monty Python]