Out of Iraq my Buttocks

Now hear this:
The Iraq cabinet is going to vote on US security pact that would keep US forces in Iraq for another three years.

• why is this in the hands of Iraq?
• what does this pact say?
• aren’t we supposed to be pulling troops?
• didn’t the African-American liar tell us the troops were being pulled?
• what has the Caucasian liar pulled on us this time?
• why can’t we try them all for treason?

Sixty eight percent of Brits believe the UK should withdraw from Afghanistan, instead of sending more troops, as Gordon Brown suggested.

(Brown: “What do the commoners know?”)

Dick Cheney’s friends at Blackwater are in hot water over using dog food sacks to smuggle illegal weapons to Iraq.  Assault weapons and silencers were among the items alleged to have been smuggled.  All in the name of Freedom, you know.

According to the Southern Poverty Law Center, the recent election spurred hundreds of race threats and crimes.  This is many more than usual  (although they never said what usual is).

As Detroit’s crumbling auto industry asks Congress for a bailout, Chrysler is in the awkward position of paying about $30 million in retention bonuses to keep top executives while the company cuts thousands of jobs.

Leading the pack is GM, with its hand out to Congress.  This handout of taxpayer dollars will total upwards of two hundred billion dollars.

Still no news on a bailout for the taxpayers.  After all, there are so many corporations to keep afloat!