Sheriff Mike Scott, from Lee County, FL (where most weird election stories start), got to be the warmup act for a GOP Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin.

Warming up the troops, he started with, “On November 4, let’s leave Barack Hussein Obama wondering what happened.”

Sheriff Scott was left wondering what happened when the FBI rolled up and paid him a visit, post speech, and asked him about the ‘incident.’

Incident?

There are certain times in life when the Real gets consumed by the Surreal and this is one of them.  A man mentions another man, using his full name, and gets a visit from the FBI.  What planet did we wind up visiting?

If the FBI doesn’t like Obama’s full name, they should suggest that he change it; not that the entire world just forgets he has a middle name.

I have to get back to the Twilight Zone<tm>, where it’s safe.