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Philadelphia: UFOs Over Obama
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Ha - you think I’m kidding, don’t you?
Philadelphia’s ABC affiliate has a brief story on their webpage about something in the sky over the Obama rally, while that Springsteen fellow was performing. They have links to two pictures and some video, all clearly showing unidentified objects in the sky.
I’m going to shoot myself in the foot now (aren’t you glad I announced it first?). I truly want to know what the objects in the pictures and video are. But by the same token, I truly want to use this as a springboard for satire.
Perhaps we can strike a compromise. I’ll wait here while you click on the link and check out the evidence. When you’re done you can come back and read:
TOP EXPLANATIONS FOR UFOs OVER PHILLY DURING OBAMA RALLY
- all of the black helicopters were in the shop
- that’s just native Philly pollution
- a flock of geese at night
- three full-size flying saucer models, thousands of feet apart in the air
- the Secret Service, failing at being inconspicuous
- what ufos?
- even the little green men have no taste
- they’ll try anything to get me to go to a Springsteen concert
- Bush and Cheney came to watch
- SWAMP GAS!
2 Comments
MouseGoddess
October 12th, 2008
at 11:32am
Probably helium baloons that got away from a Best Buy grand opening down the street!
PR
October 18th, 2008
at 6:02pm
if you go to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFnCc20E87g you will find juno is the hoaxer! It is a real video of the same time the ufos supposidly appears and no ones looks up or shocked! In this video I believe THEE ONLY guy dressed in long sleeve blue and red shirt looking up is the hoaxer. The fact that juno did not say hey look at this or anyone else freaked out shows its a hoax, even people around that heard the ufo talk would have looked up and recorded with cell phones. Why he be the only one? And a dramatic chipmunk as a favorite shows the humor involed in their hoax! It’s all a complete hoax! We need to debunk all these dang hoaxers and get to the bottom on ufology! Peace out.