Some of Cape Town’s tow truck drivers are almost certainly using sophisticated “cellphone jammers” to ensure that accident victims cannot contact other tow truck drivers or even emergency services.

We have succeeded in exporting democracy to yet another country!

Comcast Filled My House With Raw Sewage

Then turn off ESPN…

US Muses Backing All Deposits, No Deposit-Insurance Ceiling

No problem - we’ll just print more money to pay for it!

AA and Delta agree to filter porn

But it’s for the children..

Kevlar handkerchief keeps your nose clean, protects against friendly fire

Double Oh Seven - shaken or blown?

New Jersey Elections Board Says This Election Is Too Important To Allow Outside Observers

or live voters….

Once Again, Telco Told That It Can’t Stop Muni Fiber

uh-oh…..one bailout, coming up.

Senate Guts Broadband Data Bill

In case you momentarily forgot who the criminals really are…

American Citizen Detained At Border Due To Drawing Of An SUV

When citizens carry drawings of SUV’s, the terrorists win.

Sequoia’s Optical Scan Vote Counting Machines Giving Different Results Every Time

It’s not that they’re grossly inaccurate: it’s just that they appreciate variety…

Spammers Ordered To Pay $236 Million

I just put that there because I like the look of it…

Windows 7 Will Be Less Annoying Than Vista

Talk about a blogger’s gift from heaven…

Scientists: Virginia Shark’s Pup a ‘Virgin Birth’

I swear to you… that shark was a virgin… and she said she was eighteen.

Flash Clickjacking Vulnerability Exposes Webcams and Mics

oh God yes! Give us more Flash!  We need more Flash!