sarah palin addresses the national librarians’ association

Ok, not entirely.  Tremendous headline though, isn’t it?

I realize I haven’t exactly been Sarah Palin’s biggest cheerleader.  I want to make up for my ungentlemanly behavior.  I am going to send her a small token of my esteem and hopefully we can better understand each other.

I want to send her some really good books, like these:

• An Illustrated Guide to Muslim History
• He Was Just Misunderstood - the biography of Adolph Hitler
• Bobby has Two Daddies
• Basic Music Copyright Law
• How to Make Friends and Influence People
• Discovering Your Inner Lesbian
• Gloria Steinem’s autobiography
• Mean What You Say - by Katie Couric
• On the Origin of the Species
• the Alaska Law Dictionary

In return, I’d love for her to send me these:

• the Real Guide to Diebold Voting Machines
• How to Treat a Trooper
• Nancy Wilson’s out of print solo album
• A Dominatrix Guide to Cage Torture

Got any to add?