Man Sues Doctors For Amputating Penis
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I suppose it’s not a total giveaway to begin by stating that this happened in Kentucky. There is just something inherently funny about Kentucky. [In the interest of disclosure, I lived there for a few years, but I was only five. They wanted me to be governor but I was too advanced for the job.]
So our hero goes into the hospital for a circumcision. They put him out and when he wakes up, the circumcision turned out to be, shall we say, a little aggressive.
Doctor claims he found cancer. Uh-huh. Cancer. I suppose the penis jumped right up, so to speak, and told the doctor it was cancerous, begging to be amputated.
Usually only the owner of the equipment hears it talking to him.
We have just heard about the first case in the world where Loss of Consortium actually meant something.
If you can stomach it, get the facts here.
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Zeeman10915
September 25th, 2008
at 8:34am
Ouch! One could only assume that the following possibly happened in the grand state of Kentucky:
1: Doctor was doing patient a favor
2: Doctor was not highly skilled
3: Patient actually signed Dr. “Bobbitt’s” consent forms after sharing a quart with the doctor
4: As you said: “It’s Kentucky.”
This would NOT have made the news if it occurred in Arkansas.
leftystrat
September 25th, 2008
at 9:00am
Oh sure it would. Anything with penis in the title will get to the headlines.
Aside from the obvious sophomoric appeal, Lockergnome.com’s main page has a listing of recent blogs. I just wanted to see penis on that page.
If one keeps one’s goals low and achievable, one can pretend to be happier. I should write one of those self-help books.
Zeeman10915
September 25th, 2008
at 5:12pm
Then, Lefty,…. I suggest you check out today’s news regarding the complaint about some doctor sewing up some guy’s oval office- thus disabling his ability to eliminate for 17 days. You could add your own twist to the old saying in your book that “it only rolls downhill if it actually gets to come out.”
Good luck with your goals, Lefty.
Buffet
October 6th, 2008
at 2:51am
Actually, Kentucky is a commonwealth, rather than a state. I should know - I live there.
leftystrat
October 6th, 2008
at 8:03am
Thank you, Buffet. You have my sympathies.
PA is a commonwealth too, but I still call it a state. Sometimes I just call it Hell with Humidity.