A TSA employee used sensitive avionics equipment as a ladder while attempting to break into 9 American Airlines planes to test how well they were secured.

Only the best and brightest for us, people. 

All of this horrendous publicity is probably causing great consternation within the TSA.  I want to help them out with a few advertising slogans to perk up morale:

The TSA - it’s like fighting city hall on a national level!

TSA: Security Through Destruction

No more minimum-wage alleged security guards at airports.  We give you minimum-wage alleged security guards with patches and federal backing!

Give us your shoes and we’ll give you your safety!

You’ve got questions - We’ve got anal cavity searches.

Hey, we even detained Ted Kennedy!

TSA: Doing for airports what the Hindenberg did for blimps!