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you did what in your sleep?

While I type, my wife is watching tv. There’s a commercial on for Lunesta, a sleep medicine. They caution you to contact the doctor if you experience certain symptoms, like walking, driving, fighting, or other things in your sleep.

How do you know if you’re driving in your sleep?

You can always tell you’ve been fighting in your sleep… if you’re married.

What about that other medicine where they caution you to watch out for erections lasting longer than four hours? I had a female friend who said `if you experience an erection lasting longer than four hours, call me.’

Four hours?

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