In a landmark public multimedia display yesterday, Steve Jobs stood up in front of the starving masses and announced the iPavlov. The iPavlov is the greatest thing to come along. The iPavlov has 8.. at least 8 gigs of RAM. It has a LOT of RAM. It has the BEST graphics. You can not only turn it to the right, you can even turn it upside down and see the beautiful graphics from the rear!

The iPavlov will be available only at one store in the mall. You will have to line up four days in advance. You will pay a premium, but it’s worth it.. it’s an iPavlov, fer chrissake. It will be the BEST.

And above all else, when Steve stands up and speaks in his dulcet tones of the iPavlov, everyone will drool.