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2008 April

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if the food doesn’t get you…

The News On 6 in Tulsa, OK. reports that customer Jeff Cox was placed in intensive care after being shot by McDonald’s employee Erick Thurman at a Tulsa McDonald’s. The chain of unfortunate events…
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rx fraud…

A Bristol Meyers Squibb executive was indicted for making a secret deal with a Canadian drug manufacturer that they wouldn’t make a generic version of Apotex, a competing drug to Plavix….
more here.

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election shockers and news

Maybe we’re not going to hell after all.
Ok, I kid.
Maybe the descent has just slowed down a bit.
A friend worked the polls in a Philly suburb yesterday. Check this out:
* There was a 95% turnout rate!
* Ron Paul got 15% of the vote. He got 17% statewide.

What does this kind of turnout tell […]

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real headlines

“Police taser naked man in cavity.”
Does this involve a dangling modifier?
“Man shoots self in alleged road-rage confrontation in Ariz.”
He really musta been pissed at him(self)
“CHELSEA STOPS TRAFFIC ON GAY BAR CRAWL”
Was she driving or crawling?
“Blizzard forces Canadian Earth Day event into tent”
Ok, that’s just fucking FUNNY
“Florida: Bestiality ban passes Senate committee.”
must’ve been a tough sell…
“Florida: […]

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that kind of day…..

My dog keeps eating my Smarties.

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speaking of good news…..

Breyers has shrunk the size of their ice cream for a second time, to 1.5 quarts.
This is devastating!

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Oil is now $117 a barrel, a record high…

just some happy news for you today, courtesy of Thermionic Emissions.

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pope nazi

All hail Pope Nazi, who has popped by the States to say hello. Your tax dollars are hard at work here, providing setup and protection.
This brings up a rather tricky question: who is more evil - the pope or George Bush?

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you gotta read this [roger waters/hillary]

Pink Floyd’s Roger Waters has attacked democratic hopeful Hillary Clinton – calling the senator from New York “ghastly”.
Check it out.
I’m no real fan of either of them but this is hysterical

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identity thievery in the toilet

Fierce competition among identity thieves has driven the prices for stolen data down to bargain-basement levels…
“But WAIT!!!!! If you call within 15 minutes, we’ll throw in an extra identity for FREE!”
more here.

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