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“Police taser naked man in cavity.”
Does this involve a dangling modifier?
“Man shoots self in alleged road-rage confrontation in Ariz.”
He really musta been pissed at him(self)
“CHELSEA STOPS TRAFFIC ON GAY BAR CRAWL”
Was she driving or crawling?
“Blizzard forces Canadian Earth Day event into tent”
Ok, that’s just fucking FUNNY
“Florida: Bestiality ban passes Senate committee.”
must’ve been a tough sell…
“Florida: Topless woman tells DeLand police God told her to direct traffic”
she can DIRECT TRAFFIC with them?