Yes, we were all getting bored because there haven’t been enough work stories lately. So here I am with more True Tales.

This morning there was an emergency situation involving the internet.
When the tech asked what the problem was, she told him the internet was broken.

Broken?
Yes.
The internet?
Yes.
Please show me.

It only goes to Dell.

In case you haven’t guessed yet, this college-educated, degreed department head was out of sorts because her home page was set to Dell. When asked what she would like it set to, she had no idea and pleaded confusion.

Yes, I told the tech, the entire situation was his fault. When he got defensive, I explained that his moron to English translation skills needed to be updated.

Here’s hoping your internet isn’t broken today.