A 65 year old church lady is the prime suspect (ok, `person of interest’) in the shooting death of a 49 year old church lady.

It is alleged that the 65 year old was jealous because of the attention the 49 year old was receiving from the pastor so she shot her.

Something tells me the pastor needs to visit this woman in prison and go over the bible in a bit more detail. Which part of `Thou shalt not kill’ do you suppose she was having a problem with?

I can’t tell you how many commandments this woman broke but I’m guessing it’s between two and ten.

The above was as of this morning.
As of this evening, the 65 year old is also a suspect in the disappearance of the 49 year old’s father last year.