kicked out of the dollar store… [blasphemy warning]

My wife has no sense of humor about some things.
I’m always getting blamed for doing things I shouldn’t have, but this time I can’t figure out what her problem is….

We were shopping in a dollar store.  It was the day after Valentine’s Day, which meant all stores legally had to get ready for the next holiday: Easter.  As such, there was no end of candy, which thrilled me to no end.  I live on candy (when I can’t get sex, which is to say I live on candy).

We saw a white chocolate cross, right there next to the milk chocolate cross, and I remarked that it had been forever since I had white chocolate and that I’d really like some (perhaps at that moment).

While checking out, all I did was to ask the cashier if she had a white chocolate Jesus to put on the white chocolate cross, and like THAT, my wife develops a very bad temper and drags me out of there by my ear.

I told you - sometimes the woman has no sense of humor.

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