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Today’s Top News
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Bond Set In Fatal Throat Slashing
A New Jersey mother is being held on a first-degree murder charge after she
fatally wounded her 6-year-old son this weekend, police say.

[Well, that'll make her think twice before slashing again....]

Midwest Storm Kills 5, Shuts Down Highways

[Bush declares storms a threat to national security, outlaws them.]

Police Shoot Knife-Wielding Teen

[He sure picked a bad day to wield a knife at police, didn't he?]

Health Aide Charged With Beating Patient Learns Of Man’s Death

[Feels really bad.]

Vandals Swipe Street-Corner Memorial To 4-Year-Old

["It wasn't nailed down - we thought it was free."]

Del. Man Stabbed Repeatedly Outside McDonald’s Dies

[If the food doesn't get you....]

Light-Rail Train Strikes, Kills Pedestrian In N.J.

[Did it sneak up on her?]

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Weather
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today’s Forecast
Rain

[at least they don't have to worry about changing this too often]

+ Easy Ways To Save On Gas

[Stop driving]

+ Tips To Stop An Overspending Spouse

[Shoot her]

+ 6 Mistakes Most Couples Make

[1. getting married]

+ What To Do Before Saying ‘I Do’

[RUN!]