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The Solution to the Obesity Problem in America

Saturday, October 13th, 2007
by kentlewis

We can all agree that America has a big problem: obesity. No matter how simple we make the message of “diet and exercise” to the fat people in this country, even early death isn’t incentive enough to keep people from eating processed and fast foods. Here’s my exquisitely easy answer: all new digital televisions should be outfitted with a special 4 pronged plug that only fits into specially outfitted fitness equipment like treadmills, stair-climbers and stationary bicycles. In order to watch TV, Americans will have to earn it by breaking a sweat. I hope Nautilus Bowflex and Sony are paying attention…this is a goldmine.

Obesity in America

[tags]Obesity, fitness, diet, exercise, Nautilus, Sony, digital television[/tags]

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Buffet

August 6th, 2008
at 2:47am

Eek gags! - Fat bitches!

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