The Village Idiot speaks

I feel it’s my obligation to warn others about developing issues kept out of the mainstream media by those who wish us to remain ignorant (note: I remain ignorant by choice, but other people are kept ignorant by the suppression of information like that I’m about to reveal.)
Thanks to revelations reported by whistleblowers and other [...]

Honestly, sporks are magical, mysterious, wondrous.  They must be the utensils of the gods.  Their design is perfect, which is evidence of a divine designer…most likely an employee of Taco Bell.

As we can see from this detailed and scientifically accurate image, sporks are direct descendants of the common fork and spoon.  Millions of years of [...]