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The Village Idiot speaks

The return of the Jeber

Wow, too long an absence from this blog. I have a whole bunch of really good excuses, none of which are of the slightest interest to anyone. Suffice to say life has distracting.
I have been reading other blogs on the Lockergnome network. They are really excellent. Lots of great tips and reviews, tons of highly [...]

Electrons: The Coming Shortage

I feel it’s my obligation to warn others about developing issues kept out of the mainstream media by those who wish us to remain ignorant (note: I remain ignorant by choice, but other people are kept ignorant by the suppression of information like that I’m about to reveal.)
Thanks to revelations reported by whistleblowers and other [...]

Sporks, utensils of the gods

Honestly, sporks are magical, mysterious, wondrous.  They must be the utensils of the gods.  Their design is perfect, which is evidence of a divine designer…most likely an employee of Taco Bell.

As we can see from this detailed and scientifically accurate image, sporks are direct descendants of the common fork and spoon.  Millions of years of [...]

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