Sporks, utensils of the gods
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Honestly, sporks are magical, mysterious, wondrous. They must be the utensils of the gods. Their design is perfect, which is evidence of a divine designer…most likely an employee of Taco Bell.
As we can see from this detailed and scientifically accurate image, sporks are direct descendants of the common fork and spoon. Millions of years of evolution and a plastics manufacturing company in Taiwan have brought us the spork we all know and love today.
Sporks are the reason the gods gave us mouths. We were not given the gift of sporks until we could show that we were sufficiently advanced to make use of such a gift.
Please feel free to share your love of sporks. Post your testimonial. Share your passion.
(For more information on these blessed instruments of eatery, check out this page or contact any of the professors of spork history at Spork U.)
[tags]sporks, utensils, Taco Bell[/tags]
6 Comments
Kayla
September 8th, 2007
at 2:55pm
I truthfully have a great interest in sporks. They inspire me to be the best I can, I wish I was a spork sometimes… They have such a wonderful life. And I also agree that they are a great gift from the gods, and some of the people don’t deserve the gracious sporks in their lives, only the ones who warship them deserve them. They are trully wonderful and I would like to make an acknowledgement to the original spoon and fork that got togethor and made… THE SPORK! And I’d Also like to thank the baby sporks for being so kind to share their knowledge of sporkiness with the world, so now, we are blessed with sporks… thank you.
ana
February 10th, 2008
at 12:44pm
omfg sporks are f***ing awesome
ana
February 10th, 2008
at 12:45pm
I loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove sporks
Kayla
October 11th, 2008
at 1:34pm
Hi, I am Kayla, and I’m back! I have missed this website dearly and I have decided to come back. I love sporks they are super fab. I would like to make a prayer to the spork God in the spork heavens.
*Dear Sporkula God, I would like to thank you for making such a wonderful utensil for us humans to use. Thank you for Taco Bell. And whatever other places use sporks. AMEN.*
OKay, well. Goodbye. <3 you sporks and Sporkula God!!!
Kylie Bender
October 11th, 2008
at 1:34pm
I yearn for sporks. They are truly the world’s gift to us. I believe that everyday is a day blessed with the birth of a new spork. Please take a moment to worship the little sporks who got dirty from our saliva………………………………………………………….————————-………………..WE LOVE YOU SPORKS!!!! and now i must go but please take your time to read this incredibly truthful article on sporks…….
bEE BEE
October 11th, 2008
at 1:37pm
SPORKS ARE SEXY