When a CEO in a faraway land decides to give her customers slicker, quicker applications, her IT shop adopts “established” practices to have the system designed, built, and tested.
Battle-scarred IT veterans will find this tongue-in-cheek narrative evoking a strong sense of déjà vu, and will discover unusual insights into why things invariably go wrong in the slippery world of performance engineering.
Author Ramkumar Ramaswamy is co-founder of Performance Engineering Associates, a consulting firm that specializes in scientific, quantitative techniques for performance engineering of IT systems. He received his PhD in Operations Research from the Indian Institute of Management and has nearly two decades of IT industry experience, playing strategic and not-so-strategic advisor to several large corporations worldwide. Inspired by Edward Lear’s “The Book of Nonsense,” this is his maiden foray into limericks.
