If Your OS Was A Carbonated Beverage
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Since it’s Friday, I thought it might be fun to lighten things up a little bit. So in that spirit, I figured that we would dive into an interesting concept - what if your OS was a carbonated cola.
The three colas that I selected are based on biased marketing hype, my own personal preferences for each and frankly, the way I see each OS and soda itself. All right, let’s get started:
Coke: An old standard, enjoyed by old and young alike. Coke would be compared to recent editions of Windows in my opinion. Top of the ladder, serious player in its market.
Pepsi: Marketed as a cola for the new generation. At one time said to be on the fringe edge, today has become a real, viable, reliable alternative for those who simply do not enjoy Coke. I see Pepsi as choice for those who want something different than what Coke offers. Pepsi would then be OS X (Mac) in my opinion.
Mountain Dew: In your face, opinionated, and definitely not for everyone. Before the Mac gained such a strong market share, I would have given it the MT Dew ranking. But since it has done such a fantastic job with OS X, its market share is simply too strong for the renegade labeling anymore. I mean iTunes and DRM - it’s hardly a rebel, anymore. No, because of the Do It lifestyle that “The Dew” seems to market its beverage with, I am going to say that Linux fits the bill nicely. Enjoyed by growing numbers every day, but still missing the general audience appeal that the other two guys have been able to provide.
So what do you think? Did I miss an OS (Free BSD) or maybe even believe that I skipped over a cola alternative completely? Shout out to me in the comment section above.
[tags]coke, pepsi, Jolt, tab cola, windows, OS X, Linux[/tags]

6 Comments
Carl
December 2nd, 2006
at 9:32am
You know, I was reading this and it got me thinking. (Was that your plan?) I think that Linux is more akin to Root Beer than the ‘Dew’. There are thirteen ‘brands’ of Linux on ‘Linux.com’ and I’m sure that there are more as well, possibly even ‘home brewed’ versions that uber-geeks have tweeked to the nth.
Now going back to the soft drink comparison, how many ‘versions’ are there of Mountain Dew? There are seven listed on their site.
How many versions are there of Root Beer? Well, at Root Beer World root-beer.org) there are 2315 listed. (Research on this took me over an hour, what with following links to recipes and other brands.) And for the root beer uber-fan, making your own ’special’ brew is easily accommodated with various recipes, supplies, and hardware.
Just like Linux.
Alan Monroe
December 2nd, 2006
at 1:04pm
Maybe Linux is more like Jones Soda. Comes in a lot of weird flavors, most of which aren’t very appealing, but everyone can appreciate it because they empathize with underdogs :)
Bob Peura
December 2nd, 2006
at 2:55pm
Mountain Dew: In your face, opinionated, and definitely not for everyone.
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Before the Mac gained such a strong market share, I would have given it the MT Dew ranking. But since it has done such a fantastic job with OS X, its market share is simply too strong for the renegade labeling anymore. I mean iTunes and DRM – it’s hardly a rebel, anymore. No, because of the Do It lifestyle that “The Dew†seems to market its beverage with, I am going to say that Linux fits the bill nicely. Enjoyed by growing numbers every day, but still missing the general audience appeal that the other two guys have been able to provide.
brad
December 4th, 2006
at 6:19am
Matt, I’m sure you are unaware you are describing a variation of my patented ‘3 Pop’ theory of consumer capitalism! ;-) I noticed the tendency in Canadian politics, but then realized it could be applied more generally.
The ‘3 Pop’ theory suggests that while there are typically lots of varied products or platforms, we have a tendency to produce 2 major brands which are like opposite sides of the same coin, and a third which is an alternative in some respect. It will often be very difficult to tell the difference between the 2 main players. Brand colours will often be the biggest differentiator. The third, alternative choice exists to re-inforce the idea that choice exists, but few will choose it because it will have problems being effective due to lack of mass appeal. (In politics, for example, if the 3rd party gets elected, they will be forced to behave like the other 2 would. Or for example, if it’s a communications product, not enough people will use it to make it effective.)
In Canadian politics, there are 2 main parties, and one alternative. Each party aligns with pops over colour lines.
Conservative is Pepsi - mostly blue with red and white.
http://www.pepsi.com/
http://www.conservative.ca/
Liberal is Coke - red with white.
http://www.coca-cola.com/
http://www.liberal.ca/
NDP (Liberal Democratic Party) are 7up (Sprite, Mountain Dew) - Green (although the NDP have played around with moving through to orange and brown at various points.)
http://www.7up.com/
http://www.ndp.ca/
In Britain, the parties are quite similar: Conservatives are Conservatives, Liberals are New Labour, and the NDP are the Liberal Democrats. And of course, the colours tend to map across as well.
The OSes:
Windows - open hardware, closed software, closed file formats
Mac - closed hardware, closed software, open file formats
Linux - open hardware, software, and file formats.
Windows and Mac are Coke and Pepsi and Linux is the un-cola. Sadly, no one informed platform makers of the colour schemes.
Rob Cambre
December 4th, 2006
at 6:41am
Very interesting and entertaining. I am curious to know what might Dr.Pepper be? The hip cool Microsoft Windows Media Center Edition?
Jason
December 5th, 2006
at 4:49pm
Dr. Pepper? That would be WinCE.