Are your boys still swimming? Not if your laptop has anything to say about it.
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Could your laptop be making you sterile? It’s well known that excess heat in goodies can lead to reduced sperm counts, but that portable computer packs a double-whammy. Not only does it generate more than its share of heat, but the closed-leg posture it forces you to maintain traps a larger portion of your own. Couple this with the unknown long-term effects of all these Wifi signals in such close proximity and we may be looking at a mass geek extinction.
Both I and the pillow between me and my laptop have seen this one coming. Now I just need to find a lead TV tray.
