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	<title>How to have no social life</title>
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	<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jan 2008 20:28:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>100 cups of coffee</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2008 17:21:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am a big futurama fan and one of my favorite episodes is Three Hundred Big Boys. In this episode fry drinks 100 cups of coffee  and when he drinks the 100 cup he goes into a hyper speed mode from all the caffeine.  it has been my dream from when i saw [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am a big futurama fan and one of my favorite episodes is Three Hundred Big Boys. In this episode fry drinks 100 cups of coffee  and when he drinks the 100 cup he goes into a hyper speed mode from all the caffeine.  it has been my dream from when i saw the episode to drink 100 cups of coffee in one day.</p>
<p>I am planing to film me doing it and upload updates to this blog and images to flickr and put the film on youtube.</p>
<p>PS i will update this post when i go and buy the coffee</p>
<p>Update i have gone and got the coffe and have put a picture on Flickr &nbsp;<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/23169460@N05/" title="http://www.flickr.com/photos/23169460@N05/" target="_blank">http://www.flickr.com/photos/23169460@N0&#8230;</a>)</p>
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		<title>Post on my blog</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jan 2008 11:36:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>xxlginger</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m am looking for any one who likes computers and would like somewhere to post. So if you are interested please leave a comment or email me at &#160;xxlginger at hotmail.co.uk
Ps. i know this is a very short post but i plain to post later today as well
Thanks
J.M.Crossley
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m am looking for any one who likes computers and would like somewhere to post. So if you are interested please leave a comment or email me at &nbsp;<a href="mailto:xxlginger@hotmail.co.uk" title="mailto:xxlginger@hotmail.co.uk">xxlginger at hotmail.co.uk</a></p>
<p>Ps. i know this is a very short post but i plain to post later today as well</p>
<p>Thanks</p>
<p>J.M.Crossley</p>
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		<title>Why haven&#8217;t i posted what is linux yet?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jan 2008 20:54:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well you are probably Bord of me giving you accuses so i am not going to give any but i promise to post it by wednesday i will work through the night if i have to
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well you are probably Bord of me giving you accuses so i am not going to give any but i promise to post it by wednesday i will work through the night if i have to</p>
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		<title>What i am working on</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 17:18:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Well i haven&#8217;t posted in a week because i have been working on this post there is a lot more then this but i just felt like i needed to post something.
&#8220;What is Linux?
Well you will deftly have heard of windows and probably heard of Mac OS X as well. Windows and Mac OS X [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> Well i haven&#8217;t posted in a week because i have been working on this post there is a lot more then this but i just felt like i needed to post something.</p>
<p>&#8220;What is Linux?</p>
<p>Well you will deftly have heard of windows and probably heard of Mac OS X as well. Windows and Mac OS X are both operating systems (OS) they are what turn your computer from a useless brick to a wonderful tool. So what is Linux then? Linux is a anther operating system it is based on something called the Linux kernel (Windows and Mac OS X both use kernels as well). Linux is gently free and open source but there are some commercial distros (ill talk about distros later) such as Red Hat Enterprise and Suse Linux Enterprise.</p>
<p><strong>Distros:</strong></p>
<p>What is a distro? Distro is short hand for Linux distribution. It is a collection of the Linux kernel and hundreds of different packages, desktop environment (for example gnome) and applications. there are many distros for example Ubuntu, openSUSE and Linux mint . basically a distro is an OS in its own right. There are hundreds of distros but the most commonly used are Ubuntu, PcLinuxOS, openSUSE, Kbuntu, Mandriva, Fedora and Linux mint.</p>
<p>Ubuntu is one of the best distros for beginners out there (i think its the best). It is based on Debian so it uses .deb package so it can use most of Debian package and there are 1000s of Ubuntu apps that also use .deb. It uses the gnome desktop environment so it is good fro people who are used to windows. I recommend Ubuntu for any one wanting to try Linux and for x windows users (i mean if you used Windows XP etc)</p>
<p>Kbuntu is fantastic if you what a KDE desktop and want the same fell and reliability of Ubuntu. it is exactly the same as Ubuntu except it uses KDE and has a lot of KDE apps included. I would recommend Kbuntu for users of Mac OS X or someone looking for a very graphical desktop</p>
<p><strong>Desktop Environments:</strong></p>
<p>What is a desktop environment? A desktop environment is what you see wen you login in (it is very hard to explain basically it sits on top of the kernel) Here is an example of a gnome desktop</p>
<p>( sorry about the quality if you would like to see it better you can go to)</p>
<p>There are 2 main desktop environments for Linux Gnome and KDE (short for K Desktop Environment. There are many lesser none desktop environments such as Xfce and Enlightenment</p>
<p>Gnome is my personal favorite because i used to use windows as my only OS before ester 2007 (i know i am still a Linux newby but that&#8217;s life) so i like gnome because it is a lot like windows in some senses. Gnome is 10 years old as of 2007 and has had 2 major versos gnome 1.0 and gnome 2.0 so a lot of the bugs have been worked out. Gnome is one of the most customizable desktop environments out there even more so then KDE. If you are an x windows user or just what to play with Linux i recommend you start with gnome</p>
<p>KDE is more for if you are a user of Windows Or mac OS X or an other operating system user it can be used by basically any one its is not tired down to one type of user but many. KDE is 12 years old and has gone threw 3 major versions at the time of writing ( in 9 days KDE 4.0 is going to be released so i will probably up date this post) KDE 1.0 KDE 2.0 KDE and KDE 3.0. KDE is less customizable then Gnome (i cant remember why but i find my self keep hearing people saying that and i deftly notice it when i use KDE) I recommend you use KDE if you have used a mac or like the way your desktop looks</p>
<p>Xfce is more if you have an older system or just want a very fast system and if you what something a bit different then windows and Mac OS X . Xfce is 12 years and has gone threw 4 major versions 1.0 2.0 3.0 and 4.0. It can be highly customized (i am not shore how much because i haven&#8217;t played around with it that much). i recommend using Xfce if you have a old computer and not mind it not having many desktop effects (you can add some with compiz-fusion or with beryl but then you would need a computer with at lest 128mb ram and a supported graphics card).&#8221;</p>
<p>ps: this has taken me a very long time and i hope to have this complete by the end of this week</p>
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		<title>3 reasons why not to have friends</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Dec 2007 22:06:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1.You never need to be nice, kind etc (you can be pour evil if you like)
2.You never have to feel regret when all your friends have gone (you wont have fear that you might lose someone)
3.You will have loads of spear time (you can focus on something you love eg computers)
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>1.</strong>You never need to be nice, kind etc (you can be pour evil if you like)</p>
<p><strong>2.</strong>You never have to feel regret when all your friends have gone (you wont have fear that you might lose someone)</p>
<p><strong>3.</strong>You will have loads of spear time (you can focus on something you love eg computers)</p>
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		<title>3 reasons to be a nobody</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Dec 2007 17:32:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1.You are the only person in the world,universe etc that matters (you can do what ever you want)

2. If you die  you don&#8217;t have the worry of having to write a will, friends/ family/cat and who&#8217;s going to pay for the funeral (its the only think that popped it to the back of my [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>1.</strong>You are the only person in the world,universe etc that matters (you can do what ever you want)<strong><br />
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<p><strong>2.</strong> If you die  you don&#8217;t have the worry of having to write a will, friends/ family/cat and who&#8217;s going to pay for the funeral (its the only think that popped it to the back of my mind)</p>
<p><strong>3. </strong>You wont have do get marred and reproduce (you still have to love your computer)</p>
<p>ps. i don&#8217;t think you can make little computer baby&#8217;s il have to look that one up</p>
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		<title>Help me with this blog</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Dec 2007 20:37:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I started a blog on how to make money last year and deleted it a moth later.  i had to delete it because i was getting a lot of  negative comets about my spellings, grammar and the layout of the posts.  i did not dare start anther blog because of that.  [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I started a blog on how to make money last year and deleted it a moth later.  i had to delete it because i was getting a lot of  negative comets about my spellings, grammar and the layout of the posts.  i did not dare start anther blog because of that.  i  find  it hard  to spell, put grammar and keep to structured layout because i am   dyslexic &nbsp;<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyslexia" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyslexia" target="_blank">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyslexia</a>). so if you would like to tell be how i correct the spellings, grammar and make the layout better that would be greatly appreciated</p>
<p>thanks: <em>xxlginger</em></p>
<p>ps i will put a link to this post in my signature so that i don&#8217;t get negative comments about my spellings,grammar, and post layout</p>
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		<title>What not to do christmas day</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Dec 2007 20:27:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I fished downloading iATKOS v1.0 today i put the disc in and accidentally wiped my laptop clean. so instead of spending Christmas with mum, dad, grandma, brother and my cat. I installed Ubuntu, Slackware and looked everywhere for my Vista repair disk and started downloading  kalyware leopard so i spent most of Christmas locked up [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I fished downloading iATKOS v1.0 today i put the disc in and accidentally wiped my laptop clean. so instead of spending Christmas with mum, dad, grandma, brother and my cat. I installed Ubuntu, Slackware and looked everywhere for my Vista repair disk and started downloading  kalyware leopard so i spent most of Christmas locked up in my room on my laptop</p>
<p>ps. i did go down to eat Christmas dinner and open some presents and of course watch doctor who</p>
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		<title>About this blog</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2007 19:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As you probably will have have already guest by the title i have no social life at all. In this blog i will post about how to ruin your social life by using your computer.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As you probably will have have already guest by the title i have no social life at all. In this blog i will post about how to ruin your social life by using your computer.</p>
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