I’ve Seen Duck Brand Duct Tape in Colors You People Wouldn’t Believe

Is it duct tape, or is it duck tape? Stop fighting about it, folks! It’s both! It’s Duck Brand Duct Tape! This stuff can be used to fix everything from rusty holes in your car to the crack in the living room window from that time your derelict cousin shot it with a BB gun and said it was you. You don’t even have to settle for that ubiquitous metallic silver, either, because it comes in more colors than even a rainbow’s got time to count.

It still doesn’t come in a size big enough to mend the rift between people fighting over whether it’s “duct” tape or “duck” tape. That’s up to you guys. Happy Glow Week!

I've Seen Duck Brand Duct Tape in Colors You People Wouldn't Believe
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