Voted Best Wiener Stand in Westeros: Greyjoy’s Famous Hot Dogs

Yeah, yeah, we know. Winter is coming, but there’s still enough summer ahead to enjoy the finer things in Westeros for a while. Take seasonal cuisine, for example. Sure, you can get HFC no matter what the weather, but there’s one favorite summertime foodstuff that, when grilled, infiltrates olfactory senses from miles around. You might even say it lends a certain… reek to the air. Just follow your nose and keep an eye out for the quiet, jittery fellow in the Greyjoy’s Famous Hot Dogs T-Shirt! Tell him Ramsay sent you.

Voted Best Wiener Stand in Westeros: Greyjoy's Famous Hot Dogs
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If you’ve never tried a Greyjoy hot dog, well, you just don’t know what you’re missing. Get your own Greyjoy’s Famous Hot Dogs T-Shirt here!

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Our resident "Bob" (pictured here through the lens of photographer Jason DeFillippo) is in love with a woman who talks to animals. He has a fondness for belting out songs about seafaring and whiskey (arguably inappropriate in most social situations). He's arm-wrestled robots and won. He was born in a lighthouse on the storm-tossed shores of an island that has since been washed away and forgotten, so he's technically a citizen of nowhere. He's never killed in anger. He once underwent therapy for having an alien in his face, but he assures us that he's now feeling "much better." Fogarty also claims that he was once marooned along a tiny archipelago and survived for months using only his wits and a machete, but we find that a little hard to believe.