Light Up EL Wire Hat Heavy on Chutzpah

Wearing a Light Up EL Wire Hat (the EL stands for Electroluminescent) with a Light Up Tie might indicate that you’re the brightest bulb at the rave or you’re too cool for school. Just remember that bulbs eventually need to be changed and nobody ever missed out on getting a good job because they had a diploma. Like the Light Up Tie, the Light Up EL Wire Hat comes in many colors. You could mix and match, but that might be seen as a little tacky.

Light Up EL Wire Hat Heavy on Chutzpah
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Remember, if you’re walking home from the party the next morning and you find the glow from that giant fireball above your head (scientists call it “The Sun”) to be unbearable to your peepers, understand that you can turn your hat around so that the brim forms a barrier between your eyes and this brightly lit orb of hotness. Don’t be this guy.

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Our resident "Bob" (pictured here through the lens of photographer Jason DeFillippo) is in love with a woman who talks to animals. He has a fondness for belting out songs about seafaring and whiskey (arguably inappropriate in most social situations). He's arm-wrestled robots and won. He was born in a lighthouse on the storm-tossed shores of an island that has since been washed away and forgotten, so he's technically a citizen of nowhere. He's never killed in anger. He once underwent therapy for having an alien in his face, but he assures us that he's now feeling "much better." Fogarty also claims that he was once marooned along a tiny archipelago and survived for months using only his wits and a machete, but we find that a little hard to believe.