The Flash Vs. Flash (Ah-ahh!) Gordon

Wait a minute. Are you trying to tell me that Flash Gordon and The Flash are not the same person? I don’t believe you! One of ’em only had 14 hours to save the Earth, and one of ’em runs really fast! Same person. Gotta be. If only Freddie Mercury were here to clear things up…

The Flash Vs. Flash (Ah-ahh!) Gordon
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Get your own The Flash hoodie here! Well, it’s just silly when you say it like that, but I suppose I need to clarify until we get this whole mess figured out.

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Our resident "Bob" (pictured here through the lens of photographer Jason DeFillippo) is in love with a woman who talks to animals. He has a fondness for belting out songs about seafaring and whiskey (arguably inappropriate in most social situations). He's arm-wrestled robots and won. He was born in a lighthouse on the storm-tossed shores of an island that has since been washed away and forgotten, so he's technically a citizen of nowhere. He's never killed in anger. He once underwent therapy for having an alien in his face, but he assures us that he's now feeling "much better." Fogarty also claims that he was once marooned along a tiny archipelago and survived for months using only his wits and a machete, but we find that a little hard to believe.