12 Neon Gangster Hats Turn Dirty Dozen Into Twinkling Twelve

When you need to outfit your crew with visually arresting headgear that is certain to send rivals running, a dozen Neon Gangster Hats should do the trick.

12 Neon Gangster Hats Turn Dirty Dozen Into Twinkling Twelve
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Get your own set of 12 plastic Neon Gangster Hats here! Happy Glow Week to you and your 11 closest friends who are willing to be seen in public wearing these!

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Our resident "Bob" (pictured here through the lens of photographer Jason DeFillippo) is in love with a woman who talks to animals. He has a fondness for belting out songs about seafaring and whiskey (arguably inappropriate in most social situations). He's arm-wrestled robots and won. He was born in a lighthouse on the storm-tossed shores of an island that has since been washed away and forgotten, so he's technically a citizen of nowhere. He's never killed in anger. He once underwent therapy for having an alien in his face, but he assures us that he's now feeling "much better." Fogarty also claims that he was once marooned along a tiny archipelago and survived for months using only his wits and a machete, but we find that a little hard to believe.