Star Wars Shadowtrooper Zip-up Hoodie

Combining Stormtroopers with Dark Force powers sounds like a pretty bad call, but leave it to the Sith to do the wrong thing and give the idea a whirl, anyway. With the blaster aim of any given villain against which the A-Team might be pitted (read: terrible), you’d think giving Stormtroopers all-powerful lightsabers and difficult-to-see black armor would result in a lot of missing digits and friendly fire mishaps. Perhaps, but at least they’d look cool doing it. In the Star Wars Shadowtrooper Zip-Up Hoodie, maybe you can show those clumsy oafs how it’s done.

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Our resident "Bob" (pictured here through the lens of photographer Jason DeFillippo) is in love with a woman who talks to animals. He has a fondness for belting out songs about seafaring and whiskey (arguably inappropriate in most social situations). He's arm-wrestled robots and won. He was born in a lighthouse on the storm-tossed shores of an island that has since been washed away and forgotten, so he's technically a citizen of nowhere. He's never killed in anger. He once underwent therapy for having an alien in his face, but he assures us that he's now feeling "much better." Fogarty also claims that he was once marooned along a tiny archipelago and survived for months using only his wits and a machete, but we find that a little hard to believe.