Exclusive Pirillo Polar Bear Coat – Just in Time for Summer!

As seen in Pirillo Vlog 587! Cozy, comfy, and conversation-provoking, the Exclusive Pirillo Polar Bear Coat is made from faux fur (no polar bears or Pirillos were harmed in its creation) and promises to keep you warm — even arming you with claws to keep Jack Frost at bay if necessary. One size fits all, and it makes for excellent Arctic camouflage if you plan on visiting before the North Pole melts and migrates south. Act fast, as quantities are limited!

Just in time for summer, right? Get your own Exclusive Pirillo Polar Bear Coat here!

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Our resident "Bob" (pictured here through the lens of photographer Jason DeFillippo) is in love with a woman who talks to animals. He has a fondness for belting out songs about seafaring and whiskey (arguably inappropriate in most social situations). He's arm-wrestled robots and won. He was born in a lighthouse on the storm-tossed shores of an island that has since been washed away and forgotten, so he's technically a citizen of nowhere. He's never killed in anger. He once underwent therapy for having an alien in his face, but he assures us that he's now feeling "much better." Fogarty also claims that he was once marooned along a tiny archipelago and survived for months using only his wits and a machete, but we find that a little hard to believe.