The Punisher Crew Sweatshirt is Quite Comforting

Are you a Dolph Lundgren Punisher, or a Thomas Jane Punisher? Maybe you’re an old-school comic book Punisher and think that Lundgren sounds like a respiratory infection and that Jane is a girl’s name. Or maybe you’re a Chris Pirillo Punisher and the only thing you’re mean-spirited enough to consider punishing is a pesky spider (or Spider-Man) who has dared to trespass upon your pristine Pacific Northwest sanctuary. In any case, there’s no need to punish yourself if the evening turns chilly. Get a Punisher Crew Sweatshirt and stay warm! See how it can comfort a fella?

The Punisher Crew Sweatshirt is Quite Comforting
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Our resident "Bob" (pictured here through the lens of photographer Jason DeFillippo) is in love with a woman who talks to animals. He has a fondness for belting out songs about seafaring and whiskey (arguably inappropriate in most social situations). He's arm-wrestled robots and won. He was born in a lighthouse on the storm-tossed shores of an island that has since been washed away and forgotten, so he's technically a citizen of nowhere. He's never killed in anger. He once underwent therapy for having an alien in his face, but he assures us that he's now feeling "much better." Fogarty also claims that he was once marooned along a tiny archipelago and survived for months using only his wits and a machete, but we find that a little hard to believe.