Imagine if Anakin Skywalker had been “gifted” with the voice of, say, Jerry Lewis. How could he go on to become the most feared villain in the Star Wars Galaxy? He’d need some kind of technological trickery to ensure that the Moffs and Counts and others in the Imperial hierarchy respected the gravity of his proclamations. He’d need something that could change his voice, like the Star Wars Darth Vader Helmet. And during those lazy days when he couldn’t dream up clever things to say while confronting Rebel Alliance traitors and spies? It would magically recite clever movie sayings. How about those times when silence is clearly the best response? Heavy breathing. This helmet can do things!