Star Wars Boba Fett Bathrobe Hunts Down Unwanted Moisture

If you aspire to the level of protection and overall comfort enjoyed by the most feared bounty hunter in the Galaxy, you shouldn’t have to look further than the Star Wars Boba Fett Bathrobe Deluxe Edition. Once you go Fett, you’ll never stay wet!

Star Wars Boba Fett Bathrobe Puts a Bounty on Unwanted Moisture
[Image: Chris Pirillo in his own Star Wars Boba Fett Bathrobe]

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Our resident "Bob" (pictured here through the lens of photographer Jason DeFillippo) is in love with a woman who talks to animals. He has a fondness for belting out songs about seafaring and whiskey (arguably inappropriate in most social situations). He's arm-wrestled robots and won. He was born in a lighthouse on the storm-tossed shores of an island that has since been washed away and forgotten, so he's technically a citizen of nowhere. He's never killed in anger. He once underwent therapy for having an alien in his face, but he assures us that he's now feeling "much better." Fogarty also claims that he was once marooned along a tiny archipelago and survived for months using only his wits and a machete, but we find that a little hard to believe.