Minecraft Creeper Anatomy 101 Lesson

They say that beauty is only skin deep, and it’s what’s on the inside that counts. But what if you’re dealing with something that’s so thoroughly repugnant that it’s ugly on the inside and out? Yeah, you know who I’m talking about. This Minecraft Creeper Anatomy t-shirt proves it — with science!

Minecraft Creeper Anatomy 101 Lesson
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Our resident "Bob" (pictured here through the lens of photographer Jason DeFillippo) is in love with a woman who talks to animals. He has a fondness for belting out songs about seafaring and whiskey (arguably inappropriate in most social situations). He's arm-wrestled robots and won. He was born in a lighthouse on the storm-tossed shores of an island that has since been washed away and forgotten, so he's technically a citizen of nowhere. He's never killed in anger. He once underwent therapy for having an alien in his face, but he assures us that he's now feeling "much better." Fogarty also claims that he was once marooned along a tiny archipelago and survived for months using only his wits and a machete, but we find that a little hard to believe.