Minecraft Creeper Scarf is Good for a Larf

I know it’s warming up in the hemisphere where LockerGnome is based and you’re probably wondering why we’re featuring a Minecraft Creeper Beanie and a Minecraft Creeper Scarf today, but let’s be honest: winter will come again, and you can’t count on spring or fall to always be as warm as you’d like.

Also, it’s Creeper Week, so you can ward off inclement temperatures with this appropriately terrifying effigy — it’s like using a gargoyle to scare off evil spirits. Or Budweiser to chase away a beer snob.

Minecraft Creeper Scarf is Good for a Larf
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Our resident "Bob" (pictured here through the lens of photographer Jason DeFillippo) is in love with a woman who talks to animals. He has a fondness for belting out songs about seafaring and whiskey (arguably inappropriate in most social situations). He's arm-wrestled robots and won. He was born in a lighthouse on the storm-tossed shores of an island that has since been washed away and forgotten, so he's technically a citizen of nowhere. He's never killed in anger. He once underwent therapy for having an alien in his face, but he assures us that he's now feeling "much better." Fogarty also claims that he was once marooned along a tiny archipelago and survived for months using only his wits and a machete, but we find that a little hard to believe.