In a world of ultra-violence, doublespeak, and other terms that equate with unpleasantness in the dystopian lexicon, is it wrong for me to covet a Minecraft Creeper Beanie?
Does it mark me as morally ambiguous to seemingly endorse this opponent of peace and prosperity by wearing one on my head for all to see? Does it glorify the greenest of meanies and turn me into an agent of anarchy and an enemy of the people? I don’t know about all that, but it is a nifty hat, don’t you think?
[Image: Hot Topic]
A Beanie Baby this ain’t.