Star Wars Bling? A Stormtrooper Ring May Be Just the Thing

Stormtroopers aren’t much for wearing their own bling, but casually flashing a Stormtrooper Ring when you have to present identification for landspeeding too fast past a cantina may just get you out of a ticket.

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Star Wars Bling? A Stormtrooper Ring May Be Just the Thing
[From Gift Guide for Geeks and Girls 013 by Chris Pirillo]

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Our resident "Bob" (pictured here through the lens of photographer Jason DeFillippo) is in love with a woman who talks to animals. He has a fondness for belting out songs about seafaring and whiskey (arguably inappropriate in most social situations). He's arm-wrestled robots and won. He was born in a lighthouse on the storm-tossed shores of an island that has since been washed away and forgotten, so he's technically a citizen of nowhere. He's never killed in anger. He once underwent therapy for having an alien in his face, but he assures us that he's now feeling "much better." Fogarty also claims that he was once marooned along a tiny archipelago and survived for months using only his wits and a machete, but we find that a little hard to believe.