Goat Boy Mask Induces Grown-up Terror

If someone asks you to do your best goat emote, you can slap this creepy Goat Boy Mask on your noggin and give ’em hell! It’s enough to scare the crap out of any grown-up (or hipster).

Goat Boy Mask Induces Grown up Terror

Or wear it and go running around in the woods at night if you want to wind up as the subject of Animal Planet’s next Finding [Enter Random Cryptozoology Subject Here] series. Oh, Goat Week. Is there anything we won’t do for you?

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Our resident "Bob" (pictured here through the lens of photographer Jason DeFillippo) is in love with a woman who talks to animals. He has a fondness for belting out songs about seafaring and whiskey (arguably inappropriate in most social situations). He's arm-wrestled robots and won. He was born in a lighthouse on the storm-tossed shores of an island that has since been washed away and forgotten, so he's technically a citizen of nowhere. He's never killed in anger. He once underwent therapy for having an alien in his face, but he assures us that he's now feeling "much better." Fogarty also claims that he was once marooned along a tiny archipelago and survived for months using only his wits and a machete, but we find that a little hard to believe.