Faun Ears? Satyr Ears? Elf Ears? It’s All Goat to Me

Can you hear that? It’s Goat Week! Still not receiving the message loudly and clearly? Well, you could always snap on a pair of these big ears and become some kind of weird goat person who frolics among the buttercups and clover under blood moons and suchlike.

Faun Ears? Satyr Ears? Elf Ears? It's All Goat to Me

Or get ‘em now and give ‘em to your favorite Capricorn when their birthday happens between December 22nd and January 19th.

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Our resident "Bob" (pictured here through the lens of photographer Jason DeFillippo) is in love with a woman who talks to animals. He has a fondness for belting out songs about seafaring and whiskey (arguably inappropriate in most social situations). He's arm-wrestled robots and won. He was born in a lighthouse on the storm-tossed shores of an island that has since been washed away and forgotten, so he's technically a citizen of nowhere. He's never killed in anger. He once underwent therapy for having an alien in his face, but he assures us that he's now feeling "much better." Fogarty also claims that he was once marooned along a tiny archipelago and survived for months using only his wits and a machete, but we find that a little hard to believe.