Can you hear that? It’s Goat Week! Still not receiving the message loudly and clearly? Well, you could always snap on a pair of these big ears and become some kind of weird goat person who frolics among the buttercups and clover under blood moons and suchlike.
Or get ’em now and give ’em to your favorite Capricorn when their birthday happens between December 22nd and January 19th.