Straight Outta Narnia with the Adult Satyr Costume

Sometimes I like to lounge around the lair in my Adult Satyr Costume and lend a goaty ear to the blistering licks of Gheorghe Zamfir, King of the Pan Flute. If I’m feeling extra frisky, I may hide in the back of our closet and startle my wife with a little game I like to call “Finding Tumnus.”

Straight Outta Narnia with the Adult Satyr Costume
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Hey, these are just among many of the ways I choose to celebrate Goat Week/unwind after a long day. Don’t judge me!

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Our resident "Bob" (pictured here through the lens of photographer Jason DeFillippo) is in love with a woman who talks to animals. He has a fondness for belting out songs about seafaring and whiskey (arguably inappropriate in most social situations). He's arm-wrestled robots and won. He was born in a lighthouse on the storm-tossed shores of an island that has since been washed away and forgotten, so he's technically a citizen of nowhere. He's never killed in anger. He once underwent therapy for having an alien in his face, but he assures us that he's now feeling "much better." Fogarty also claims that he was once marooned along a tiny archipelago and survived for months using only his wits and a machete, but we find that a little hard to believe.