Nirvana Neverminion Shirt Has Us Grasping at Bananas

Is it creepy or cute that the minions from Despicable Me go ape for bananas in spite of the fact that they sort of look like bananas, themselves? Is it all a bit too close to cannibalism for comfort?

Well, whatever. Never mind.

Get your own Nirvana Banana shirt here (sizes for ladies and gents available)!

Neverminion Shirt Has Us Grasping at Bananas

Article Written by

Our resident "Bob" (pictured here through the lens of photographer Jason DeFillippo) is in love with a woman who talks to animals. He has a fondness for belting out songs about seafaring and whiskey (arguably inappropriate in most social situations). He's arm-wrestled robots and won. He was born in a lighthouse on the storm-tossed shores of an island that has since been washed away and forgotten, so he's technically a citizen of nowhere. He's never killed in anger. He once underwent therapy for having an alien in his face, but he assures us that he's now feeling "much better." Fogarty also claims that he was once marooned along a tiny archipelago and survived for months using only his wits and a machete, but we find that a little hard to believe.