Just don this Minecraft Creeper Mask, sneak up on your ideal victim, and say something clever, like, “You invade this pristine world, claiming it your own simply by your presence. You slaughter innocent animals for their hides and flesh. You devastate the landscape and gouge out the earth to build your monuments to vanity. Yet you call me the monster…”
But really, a simple “ssssSS!” will suffice if you can get up nice and close before they spot you. This may, however, cause an abrupt startle response wherein your mark will back up quickly enough to knock over the fine buffet of bat cookies, dry-ice fogged Ecto Cooler, and candy apples that you were hoping to hit up in the not-too-distant future. OopssssSS.
Minecraft Creeper Mask Makes You the Monster
Sure, it may look and feel like a big block of cardboard (with another bit of cardboard inside that Amazon user Evan Frangesh explains “is supposed to be put inside the top of the mask so that the mask doesn’t slip around; do not throw this piece away!”), but make no mistake: this Minecraft Creeper Mask is designed to scare fellow Minecraft fanatics on a level that non-Minecrafters couldn’t possibly understand. They’ll just think you’re probably trying to be a makeshift Frankenstein monster or something.