But officer! I’m not guilty! I was merely holding this 100% cotton, 16″ x 29-1/2″ Blood Bath Hand Towel for my friend for Towel Week! We were on our way to the Towel Day parade when he slipped on some pocket fluff and banged his head! This… this isn’t what it looks like! This towel came like this! You gotta believe me!
[Image: Spinning Hat]
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