Exterminate Moisture with the Doctor Who Dalek Towel

It’s not a well-known fact, but Daleks (disfigured, metal-shelled mutants from the planet Skaro who spend most of their time invading the planets of “inferior” beings) love the beach. Apparently, their creator, the mad scientist Davros, picked up Frankie and Annette movie transmissions via Skaro’s equivalent of SETI and he became hooked. He passed along this bizarre proclivity to his progeny, and now this Doctor Who Dalek Towel lets you have your own beach blanket bingo party… Dalek style.

Exterminate Moisture with the Doctor Who Dalek Towel
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Get your own Doctor Who Dalek Towel here! Douglas Adams — once a writer for Doctor Who — would wholeheartedly approve of your choice for Towel Week!

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Our resident "Bob" (pictured here through the lens of photographer Jason DeFillippo) is in love with a woman who talks to animals. He has a fondness for belting out songs about seafaring and whiskey (arguably inappropriate in most social situations). He's arm-wrestled robots and won. He was born in a lighthouse on the storm-tossed shores of an island that has since been washed away and forgotten, so he's technically a citizen of nowhere. He's never killed in anger. He once underwent therapy for having an alien in his face, but he assures us that he's now feeling "much better." Fogarty also claims that he was once marooned along a tiny archipelago and survived for months using only his wits and a machete, but we find that a little hard to believe.