Super Mario Beach Towel Keeps You Super Dry

The life of a Super Mario brother can seem like a nonstop grind, but this officially licensed, 100% cotton, 28″ x 58″ Super Mario Beach Towel should help you appreciate some spare time by the poolside, oceanside, lakeside, or even bathside. Relax! You’ll save the day later.

Super Mario Beach Towel Keeps You Super Dry
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Our resident "Bob" (pictured here through the lens of photographer Jason DeFillippo) is in love with a woman who talks to animals. He has a fondness for belting out songs about seafaring and whiskey (arguably inappropriate in most social situations). He's arm-wrestled robots and won. He was born in a lighthouse on the storm-tossed shores of an island that has since been washed away and forgotten, so he's technically a citizen of nowhere. He's never killed in anger. He once underwent therapy for having an alien in his face, but he assures us that he's now feeling "much better." Fogarty also claims that he was once marooned along a tiny archipelago and survived for months using only his wits and a machete, but we find that a little hard to believe.